11.22.2009

Work-mares.

I've been having waaaaay too may dreams about work.

Some old guy yelled at me for the tunnel fee, saying he was a veteran, and G-dang it, and he didn't think his rig would fit through our twisty turny tunnel.
a) I don't work at Zion. b) the tunnel at Zion is straight.

Then I had another dream that someone gave me a napkin full of change and when I opened it to count it, it was a whole bunch of poisonous snakes and lizards that crawled up my sleeves and pants, and I had to stand still while people cut my uniform off.

I'm also sick of selling the annual pass in my dreams. I do that a lot too.

coincidences.

Sooo... today I had an interesting visitor. He bought an annual pass right off the bat. Found out he was from Cortez, and we started talking about MEVE, and he started talking about the luminaries they do for the holidays. I mentioned that there was a visitor who had parked over one of the lighted luminaries in the parking lot, and their car caught on fire, and the car next to it also caught on fire. And the dog inside the car next to it was released before it also caught on fire, but ran away.
Then he told me the person who'd parked on top of the luminary was his sister-in-law.
wow.

11.01.2009

Essay Contest

Permanent Vacation: Living and Working in Our National Parks

Bona Fide Books is seeking literary essays about your experience working in our national parks, from Denali to the Everglades, Yellowstone to Yosemite. Some go seeking commune with nature; others to escape. Diverse park experiences are desired. Although we enjoy tree-hugging epiphanies, we also want to read about day-to-day life, and societal, environmental, and existential implications of living in the park. What happened there, and how did it influence your life? Writers will receive $100 for their story and one copy of the collection.


Guidelines
Submit postmarked no later than January 5th, 2010 to:
submissions@bonafidebooks.com
with “Permanent Vacation” and the title of work in the subject line.

If you are sending hard copy, mail to:
Bona Fide Books
P.O. Box 550278
South Lake Tahoe, CA 96155
If you would like your manuscript returned, include an SASE. Manuscripts should be typed, double-spaced, and 12 point Times New Roman or Courier font with standard formatting applied; word count is limited to 5000.

We do not review incomplete manuscripts; please submit only work that is finished.